Funky West Side Lyrics

Hey Bernadette Hey, hey Bernadette You there Bernadette Hey I'm talking to you Hey Bernadette Hey, hey Bernadette You there Bernadette Hey I'm talking to you Well, I've admired you...Read Full Lyrics

One two three four I went down to Gravel Road I went to get my fortune told The fortune teller robbed me blind I can't get her out of my mind I don't know where I've been since th...Read Full Lyrics

Then the things get all confused and things get all shook up You lose your sense of balance and find yourself upside-down Turn on you water faucet, all this green stuff falls out A...Read Full Lyrics

First time I saw you, you were standing alone Waiting for a bus to take you home I wanna know you, I wanna know you Saw you down on Barker Street now I was hoping we might meet now...Read Full Lyrics

How did I come on to this town? Pulled from a river, nearly drowned I was dragged back here half dead without a memory in my head I'm not of this world I'm not a local girl I wasn'...Read Full Lyrics

The doctor when, I swear, I was born, he said "Sweet Jesus what an ugly child" He got a square head, he got a fat lip I bet he's gonna grow to hate this world sometimes This is a ...Read Full Lyrics

The road that does stretch on before us, it ends when we give up this life But if nobody loves you in heaven, what's the use of this sorrow and strife? What of the baptismal water,...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a sailor I've been to the North Sea I've been to the South Sea I've been to the Dead Sea I'm a sailor I've got my top mast I've got my main sail I've got my crow's nest too Be...Read Full Lyrics

God said, "Jonah, do me a favour Tell the people in your city that they've been sinful Selfish and greedy, cruel and heartless, thoughtless and ugly Tell your people they need to b...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna walk right out of here, the same way I came in I'm gonna walk right out of here, the same way I came in You think I can't? Maybe you think I'm stuck in my Kojak chair I ...Read Full Lyrics