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And every road leads down to Georgia in my mind And in the heat I long to find her deep inside And it's a shame she won't be there with me, as I arrive But it's a game that make...Read Full Lyrics

If I ever see you again Get it on time, get it on time If anyone asks you if I ran Tell 'em I was flyin', tell 'em I was flyin' I've been waitin' patiently And come someday ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I saw an inbred Jesus dying on the road today He said: "I'm tired and hungry, I can feel my teeth decay" I thought I'd help my friend. Oh, we're living in the USA He ...Read Full Lyrics

This old middle finger has grown fat and tired from flicking the bird My mouth has grown cankerous from spitting dirty words I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss O...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You and I [?] Really got to take a nap Do I want to be [?] Well, I got to get a job Well, I want to be a slob Will I got to go for that? [Pre-Chorus] Don't mean...Read Full Lyrics

I look down the hallway it feels so good I wonder why I feel so, I feel so good And then I - muh, muh, muh, muh, muh, muh, muh, muh, muh Then I look up at the big blue sky Ze swe,...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ice cream at the corner store You get two for just a dollar more The fun spot you love to reach From the comforts of a sunny beach, but There's one thing you gotta...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't wanna go home I wanna stay until the sun is bright Well, I'm never acting grown I'm gonna do what makes me feel alright Now I'm turning off my phone I've he...Read Full Lyrics

If you leave in your car down the avenue Should I watch you as you go? Through the streets and the alleys we've both wandered through I won't know them anymore If the things th...Read Full Lyrics

You come up from the tub all wild, look like a four-eyed pig from Australia You're like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia You'll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to Preserv...Read Full Lyrics