Funny Lyrics

Turn off the tv and turn off the light Turn off the street lamps as well Turn off the billboards that scream through the night And dream the policemen to hell Close all the window...Read Full Lyrics

You know I'm just a small town girl I'm off to see the whole wide world I'm off to see the wizard too Do every thing that Dorothy won't do I know I should have stayed at home toni...Read Full Lyrics

Don't make me sad Talking 'bout tomorrow It's not so bad We were doing fine just then You'll move on up, you'll move on out And you won't cry 'cause your amateur hour is over You'r...Read Full Lyrics

Here's a young one Hey, rufus How's the rain on the rhubarb? You wanna go out with me? (yeah, I know we're out It's, like, a figure of speech) All you need is a real girl guide Giv...Read Full Lyrics

I should have know that you were only just fifteen You had a scowl like a Klingon beauty queen Old enough to stand out but to young to stand with pride So uncomfortable in your mes...Read Full Lyrics

I was so low People almost made me give up trying Always said no The I turned around saw someone smiling I stepped into I stepped into Into another Into another I stepped into I s...Read Full Lyrics

Come on you people get your dancing shoes on Reds and yellow and pinks and blues on Too late, too late To stay home and sit around Purple leopard skin and see-through plastic What...Read Full Lyrics

Black nigger white nigger standing in the dark Listen to the rhythm of the bass boom Black nigger takes a hit sending up a spark In the dark heat Swaying a little to the bass beat ...Read Full Lyrics

Kids today - they're all the same All call themselves - some crazy name All those drugs - they can't be sane All that noise - affects their brains And it's such a crime How they w...Read Full Lyrics

Hello - I'm back again Haven't seen you since I don't know why It's been so long - but you seem so cold Is it something you've been told She said So this is what you think of me Go...Read Full Lyrics