God-Like Lyrics

And so I married a Chinese lesbian She was 45 years old She needed bad to stay in the country And I needed bad her dough So I became her Greencard husband And she became my ten gr...Read Full Lyrics

Ah here he comes, he comes, here he comes a-courting To put all the Don Juans to shame There'll be cadre dance for all the beautiful and homely No one will slip away From a spi...Read Full Lyrics

I am so glad you stayed true to your obsessionsAnd filed the rest of questions under falseI am so glad you never took their offersI am so glad you never returned their callsHey dar...Read Full Lyrics

Here he comes right to your houseNot through door, right through the wallHe's a nomad and intruderSpilling merry on your floorWhat will now happen?Well it already did!And the table...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I confessI had myself a good laughRemembering times ofMy provincial naiveWhen I was readyTo break horns of all the cowsJust to establish myselfAs non-conformingWell, time has...Read Full Lyrics

The noise in this joint is unearthlyAnd soon I awkwardly say"Oh look, there it is, my whole life in a ashtray"I can go back to her that wayBecause in blue darkness of the nightShe ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I can break your bonesAnd then I'll stab you with themThere are still things more *ahem* than thatAnd I can prepare bird-feedersFor a winter seasonThere are still things more...Read Full Lyrics

Little lady, alone in the houseShe's preparing for a-bedLittle does she know, little does she knowShe's in the house with unvisible ZeddLittle lady, in the kitchenShe's bending ove...Read Full Lyrics