Good Day Lyrics

Gravity plays favorites I know it 'cause I saw Honest to God, officer it's awful Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor Showing off my talents by the mouthful Hate t...Read Full Lyrics

Half underwater, I'm half my mother's daughter A fraction's left up to dispute The whole collection, half of the price they're asking In the halfway house of ill repute Half accid...Read Full Lyrics

Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother And my mother, mister, she might tell...Read Full Lyrics

A late April day and it's sunny outside And a red little girl's at the top of a slide And an orange old man at the bottom Wants to take her for a ride As she slips and she tumbles...Read Full Lyrics

I've been driving around town With my head spinning around Everywhere I look, I see Your '96 Jeep Cherokee You're a bully and a clown You made me cry and put me down After all tha...Read Full Lyrics

Could make a dress A robe fit for a prince I could clothe a continent But I can't sew a stitch I can paint my face And stand very, very still It's not very practical But it still ...Read Full Lyrics

You can have Washington, I'll take New Jersey You can have London but I want New York city I should get Providence, I've got a job now Los Angeles obvious that's where you belong n...Read Full Lyrics