George Carlin Opening Lyrics

(feat. Emma Stone & Andy Samberg) (Verse 1) [GIRL] Hey everybody, did you hear the news? I broke my arm [KIDS] She broke her arm [GIRL] If you really wanna know how I...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. D.M.C., Leslie Jones, Kenan Thompson & Chance The Rapper) [Intro: Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper] Yeah, it's been a dope eight years but now we got one last Christmas...Read Full Lyrics

[Two soft-spoken, casually-dressed men address the camera, betraying not a trace of effeminacy. Man #1 is tall. Man #2 is shorter, bespectacled and bearded.] Man #1: This is my ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Alec Baldwin, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Emily Blunt & Cecily Strong) Here lies my last nerve Donald. I've stood by your side this whole campaign. Yo...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sanz, Christopher Walken, Chris Parnell & Will Ferrell) Behind The Music: Blue Oyster Cult Bruce Dickinson.....Christopher Walken ...Read Full Lyrics

[ The camera pans across a deserted, rocky landscape -- craters filled with smoky, bubbling slime. ] Announcer: Come with us now... from the bubbling tarpits to the sulfurous wa...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Kerry Washington & Jay Pharoah) (Verse 1) [HIM] Dad says "Hmm," Sis says "Hey" Mom says "Mwah" And brother says "Wow" Cousin says "Money." Nephew says "Wah!" And ...Read Full Lyrics

[ open on close-up of wedding photo of Mom and Old Dad. Pull back to reveal Mom and Son in living room set, as Old Dad, carrying briefcase, comes bursting through the door. ] Ol...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Chris Rock) Holiday time, everybody and their brother Shows up for dinner with my father and mother Family at the table getting crazy and loud Saying, "Ain't enough tu...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Aidy Bryant & Kate McKinnon) [KATE MCKINNON] Reach out your hand and follow me I have the code, the code to the key The key to the secret, the secret of space It's Ne...Read Full Lyrics