Georgia And Her Rival Lyrics

Maureen and Stan were looking for a job They got songs for every occasion And a little limelight robbery No one will employ them There's nothing to decide So he autographs his over...Read Full Lyrics

Enter Madam X painted in a shocking pink spangled dress Her teeth are perfect but her mouth is loose Rubbing their hands together she persuades them that it's better to confess Whi...Read Full Lyrics

(words sung by the character in the movie given in brackets) Now I have nothing, so God give me strength Cause Im weak in her [his] wake And if Im strong I might still break And I ...Read Full Lyrics

I wish you'd known me when I was alive, I was A funny feller The crowd would hoot and holler for more I wore a drunk's red nose for applause Oh yes I was a comical priest "With a j...Read Full Lyrics

I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray Lyin cold the way you left em, but at least your lips caressed them while You packed Or the lip-print...Read Full Lyrics

No, don't ask me to apologise. I won't ask you to forgive me. If I'm gonna go down, you're gonna come with me You say 'Why don't you be a man about it, like they do in the grown-up...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me now, or am I only dreaming? Tell me now, or are you only teasing? I felt the cold hard facts of life Five degrees from freezing Does it amuse you to always hurt me so? I tr...Read Full Lyrics

Mother, Father, I'm here in the zoo I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon I got my sentence I got my command They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands I c...Read Full Lyrics

There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen Who comes into my house every night. And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green And she turns them into black and white....Read Full Lyrics

He selects the plainest face form a spiteful row of girls Elegant insulted women, a flaw of cultured pearls He drops a name or two, she fails to catch At last he's met his match Un...Read Full Lyrics