Get ready for the heaviest shit you've ever heard Lyrics

My stomach is a bottomless pit I don't remember the last time that i had taken a shit I never wash my hands I decorate my face with miracle whip And shove a jar of pickles into my ...Read Full Lyrics

I will talk to you while all the other bands play Go ahead and try to leave I'll just fucking stay I just want to show you this part in my band's new song I hope it doesn't take to...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen I've got some incredible news to share with you todayThe Band Brojob have been putting thick riffs into deathcore songsthat seem to be turning the frogs gay as...Read Full Lyrics

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When the terrific folks in the band Brojob reached out to me to do a guest appearance on their album I said absolutelyLike I always say they have the best riffsReally they do great...Read Full Lyrics

I count my blessings the same way I bite my tongue I've never had the glass shatter, never all at once I keep the better part scared of what I could do I follow a narrow path shado...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna take a chainsaw and hack and slash A beautiful statue of you With my hands around your neck, I'm gonna squeeze and squeeze My lips and give you a big fat smooch I'll pai...Read Full Lyrics

I don't need you bitch I can self-suck I don't give a fuck When I wake up I don't start the day until I get some head I don't need no one cuz I fuck myself instead I can bounce o...Read Full Lyrics