Give Me Another Frothy Beer, And Shut It! Lyrics

I am a piperProud to be a ScotAnd if you hate the pipesYou're obviously notA smart-minded manYou must be quite lameBut with me pipesI'm sure I can tameThe idiot in youIt's not that...Read Full Lyrics

Can't see through this fog But I'll get to you Somehow I got lost But I'll get to you So call out my name And I'll turn to you If you guide me through Lord knows I'll get to you ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey baby, the time is upI gave you a chancebut you messed it up"But where in the middle of nowhere!" is all that you sayToo bad babyIt's time to throw you awayGet out of my car!Get...Read Full Lyrics

Bring it on Wang! Bring it on Chung!Meet the masters of the 80's, yeah, we're gonna have some fun!You bring all your toughness into our faceWell we've got our roughness, to kick ye...Read Full Lyrics

It's just a matter of time, before we fall back in line I never wanted to cry, I never wanted to cry Is it love that we're feeling? (Is it love we're feeling?) Is it love that we'...Read Full Lyrics

Pizza, I'd have to say it's the bestest thing in the worldIt tastes so goodIt caresses my tastebudsIt soothes my stomachThat slipity jipity cheeseLet it flow down my throat!And tha...Read Full Lyrics

Eat it up good goodEat it up yum yumEat it up now nowEat it up fun fun!That's right, this shovel of poop is for you.So choke on it, hippieChoke on it and dieEat it up joy joyEat it...Read Full Lyrics

Insipid fumes fromst the atrabilious chimneyWhilst in the sanctified crevet I pillageFor human slagStill steaming in the crematorium's pyreBio-organic ebullition, bones tar, tallow...Read Full Lyrics

Happiness isA Hop, Skip, and a Jump AwayLove isA Hop, Skip, and a Jump AwayPeace isA Hop, Skip, and a Jump AwayFame isA Hop, Skip, and a Jump AwayWealth isA Hop, Skip, and a Jump A...Read Full Lyrics

Woe is you? No! Woe is me!For I am the Lonely Man!I've no wife, I've no life!For I am the Lonely Man!There is only one thingThat can take my mind awayIt's this sweet little thingAn...Read Full Lyrics