They called him great scott
Because he was great
They called her great susan
Cause she was his date
She climbed in a box
He cut her in two
And when he was through
She was just half...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
Halley's waitress
Never comes around
She's hiding in the kitchen
She's nowhere to be found
I just want some coffee
Is that too much to ask?
Halley's waitress
Is not up to the task
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
I'm just a hat and feet
That's all that's left of me
A spot on the sidewalk
A mark on the street
I'm just a hat and feet
I'm just a hat and feet
You dropped a bomb on me
I didn't ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
Working all day for a mean little man
With a clip-on tie and a rub-on tan
He's got me running 'round the office like a dog around a track
But when I get home,
You're always there t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
Wake up boys, we're in the dump again
Can't get a taxi, it's bucketing rain
Heading downtown with nothing in my brain
Trying to catch my breath
Tired legume in a smoke-filled room...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
They sell posters of girls washing cars and unicorns and stars
Guns and roses album covers
They've got most of the barney dvds coffee mugs and tee's that say va is for lovers but i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
While I down Kentucky bourbon
I am waiting for a call
And the moon and stars tonight
Are playing shadows on the wall
With the moon the way it is, dear
Would you answer out of spit...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
She knows nothing at all about nothing
The moment I saw her was something I found alarming
That certain nothing behind her eyes
Tv, she finds intoxicating
Shows about cops and dat...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
It must be summer
Cause the days are long
And I dial your number
But you're gone, gone, gone
I'd set out searching
But the car won't start
And it must be summer
Cause I'm falling a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne
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Welcome friends to janice's party
The kind that others have tried
Smoking...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Fountains of Wayne