Go Kart Racing Lyrics

The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grandAnd string theory is easy to understandThe grass isn't green, and the sun isn't brightHealthcare will be resolved overnightThe world is...Read Full Lyrics

L.A. tried to tell me I wasn't very prettyAnd they don't give a prize to girls who are wittySo fuck you in the faceYou need to get out of this placeTo the flyover statesAnd remembe...Read Full Lyrics

I promise I really totally care who winsIf there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it inIf they want to go to all the bases, I hope they doIf they're supposed ...Read Full Lyrics

Facebook told me it's your birthdayI wouldn't have known any other way'Cause we coexist in a mutually unstatedUnattached cohesion that Facebook createdSo I got ten seconds and they...Read Full Lyrics

Where do I look when someone's serenading meI look him in the eyes and it feels really awkwardAm I supposed to stare at him the entire song?If I look away, will he know I'm bored?C...Read Full Lyrics

You're so much younger than meAnd you're so prettyI can't believeYou call me every dayNow I'm waitingFor you to realizeSomeone better for youIs bound to come your wayBut I'm adorin...Read Full Lyrics

When your day is badAnd you're feeling sadAnd you're kinda madAnd you're sure not gladAnd you're thinking this is the opposite of radWhen things are toughAnd you've had enoughAnd t...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone knows these times are really toughAnd we need to band together and say we've had enoughAll the jobless people need to learn to be contentCause what we need to do is protec...Read Full Lyrics

You text at 3 in the morningAnd you misspell my nameYou slept with half my friends on FacebookAnd most of them think you are lameYou say that with me, it's differentAnd you're not ...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, threeI fuckin' hate youYou fuckin' liar...Read Full Lyrics