Go To The Mattress Lyrics

Some stupid chick in the checkout line Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes And some old man who clipped coupons Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one All I wanted to wa...Read Full Lyrics

She's got a mouth like a womb Lips made to kiss. Her lips disappear into the magic of her hips. She's got every little thing To make a grown man cry Another man kill And leave anot...Read Full Lyrics

Can't afford to eat cause I got no money And my check comes late next week I'm so sick of paying bills And I'm tired of taking heat I'm all worn down to the bone And my car don't g...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus Christ would never play rock and roll his tone was too low Abraham Lincoln smoked crack cocain on the down low Yeah, I'm an impediment bonafide degenerate Mother Mary spread...Read Full Lyrics

Holly is a poet, a heathen and a sadist, A punk-rock demigod and intellectual rapist. Wendy is the architect of all her friends' ambitions. She confiscates her penises and trades t...Read Full Lyrics

Every time I think that everything is gonna work out Someone comes and kicks me in the balls And everytime it happens I get a bit desensitized Now my balls don't work at all Oh it...Read Full Lyrics

He's had six girlfriends In just as many weeks. He's tired of love so, All he does is sleep. Something is wrong, He is hollow inside. All he wants to do is runaway and hide. Nothi...Read Full Lyrics

I feel mean today And I wanna see what I can get away with I'm feeling obscene today And I wanna kick and punch and scratch the day away Wouldn't you like to go unseen? Wouldn't y...Read Full Lyrics

Peter lost another job today He showed up drunk and forty minutes late It was his last mistake Peter drank all through the day Another drink to numb the pain But the day remained ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a very nice guy I've made so many women cry And I know I am alone And that's the way it's meant to be I've been cruel, I've played the fool And I've made a mess of everythi...Read Full Lyrics