God is Gay Lyrics

Stand up for your rights to be women Stand up for your rights to be men, to be men Stand up for your rights to be humans Stand up for your rights to be gods Uh-huh, huh, huh People...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hungry Feed me now I gotta eat something Don't give a shit, give me a piece of a cow I'm hungry Come on, where's the meat? Give me a piece of fruit, that kind I'm hungry Don't ...Read Full Lyrics

If I ever catch the guy who... Okay, which one of you guys gave my daughter the dope? She ain't livin' no more I just came from the coffin Cope? I'll cope I'll cope with her goddam...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sad because my goat just died todayI'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, heyWe're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, wellWe're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-aySad the...Read Full Lyrics

Children in the schoolyard hard at play Man behind the trees with his candy on the way Run away Run away from the man with candy Run away Children with the candy in his van Drive t...Read Full Lyrics

Banjo Bonnie Laced with honey Next to the corn bees in flight They're nothing like the bee from your queen flowered teats Banjo Bonnie Father William's honey Sweet and teeny buzzin...Read Full Lyrics

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling He won't be doing much playing around this weekend Nevertheless he'll do his best Getting it on with black chicks by th...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, yeah Ooh, yeah, yeah Live lovely love on the beach with the men In their nice tan suits Some without anything on A lifeguard all year long All year long I'm a lifeguard All y...Read Full Lyrics

Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man? Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn? And there's my man up on the stage And with the children about four in age They're crazy, t...Read Full Lyrics

Told you 'bout love I told you you'd get it as soon as I got it Told you 'bout love I told you you'd get it as soon as I gave it to you Boy, you don't know what I got Oh, girl, you...Read Full Lyrics