Going Home For Christmas Lyrics

Oh what a precious promise, Oh what a gift of love; An angel tells a virgin that She's gonna have a son. And though it's a precious promise, She wonders how can this be; What will ...Read Full Lyrics

Down the pub, Saturday nightDrink 50 pints, give someone a fight.I'm like you, I'm feeling ill,Here come the carrots, I'm gonna be sick.~bleurgh~...Read Full Lyrics

~screams~Umph, UMLAH!(x4)~screams~Umph, UMLAH!(x4)...Read Full Lyrics

Nothingness...Read Full Lyrics

I got wings, I got arms, I got shrinksI got bombs, I got guns, I got brainsSo there's no point in your warbirdShe's no point in denyingI got guns, I got bombs, I got brainsAnd I wo...Read Full Lyrics

Grandma! grandma!Watch out, here comes a lawnmower!Watch out grandma, here comes a lawnmower,Watch out grandma, here comes a lawnmower,Watch out grandma, here comes a lawnmower,Gon...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing touches me, man These walls are three feet thick Wouldn't take one of them Little drills to get through it I try to make her listen When I turn away she's split I try to m...Read Full Lyrics

I got the clap and my knob fell off(x4)Oh bloody heck, can we do that again?...Read Full Lyrics

She said she wanted more of that stuff The stuff that makes your heart go pitter-patter The stuff that makes everything turn blue and green She said that she prefers it like that G...Read Full Lyrics

New shit, new shit, new shit, new shitMr. E be puttin' down, I'm the hottest 'round I told y'all mothers...what?Y'all can't stop me now Listen to me now, I'm lasting twenty rounds ...Read Full Lyrics