Golfshirt Part 2 Lyrics

Who got fat, who got richWho is a loser, who is a bitchWho is a washout, who turned gayWho is that wearing the cheap-ass toupeeWho's in the fancy designer pantsWho got the big fake...Read Full Lyrics

Everything was going fineI thought that you were mineAnd then I read your e-mailI read between the linesFeelin' paranoidI heard you got another boyAre you pulling me down 'cause th...Read Full Lyrics

What ever happened toAnalee? And all the kids onGenoStreet Where did they go I wanna know What ever happened toLulu? Yeah What ever happened toHandbagJenny? Remmy the was kind of f...Read Full Lyrics

I see you walkin' down the streetBig black clonkers on your fat old feetYou stole the pants off of Gomer PyleYou look just like a crocodile!You look just like a crocodile!You look ...Read Full Lyrics

I am a manateeI live in the seaI sneak up at nightPretty baby, just to love you rightYou're friend's gonna put me down'Cause I'm fat, slimy, and brownThey'll never know how you sig...Read Full Lyrics

AwesomeAn old plastic mugWith a picture of a smurf on it... smurfAnd an old white leather sofaWith a brown stain, where you use to sitAnd a statuette of a dragonClutching a crystal...Read Full Lyrics

I turn on my radioAnd all the music sounds hollowThe first song they're playin' sucksAnd the next one swallowsThe singer is whinin'And the drummer sounds boredThe guitar player's t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna get revenge on you'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to doYou messed me up in your navy van, whoa-oh-oh-oh-ohI'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad, whoaI'm g...Read Full Lyrics

All week I've been slaving at workNow I'm gonna dress up like Captain KirkBeam me up tonight!Can't wait till you're right beside meLike a Gold Bikini Leia or a Poison IvyIt's gonna...Read Full Lyrics

We opened for WeezerFirst time on the roadSome of us had never even been in the snowFollowing along in our rental vanBack when Matt Sharp was still in the band called WeezerWatchin...Read Full Lyrics