Good Good Things Lyrics

Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Feeling cranky, logged all night Kid...Read Full Lyrics

Hey you, new wave, come over hereYou're the prettiest thing I've seen all yearHey you, new wave, don't turn awayClose those pouty lips and listen to what I sayWhy must you smoke th...Read Full Lyrics

When I get the timeI'd like to sit downand write a little rhyme for youJust a couple fewI'd tell you what you mean to meWhen I get the timeI'd put it all down And pick you upI'd sa...Read Full Lyrics

Its been so long since I had a smileI've stayed sad for such a long whileIf you can cheer me upI could learn to love youYou kiss me now and I turn awayI think I'm still kissing yes...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a cool guy anymoreAs if I ever was beforeI took a look at all the signs.They're rolling over in my mind!The feelings I could not releasebecame a bitter part of me.What was ...Read Full Lyrics

Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floorI wanted your love, and a shelf in your dresser draweryou tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turningBut I turned back the ...Read Full Lyrics

Here in my vanI can beat my small cockFart on your faceSleep on a loafHere in my canI can piss in a cupScrounge for some changeDo what I wantI can loseHere in my vanI can eat my sm...Read Full Lyrics

o worshippers of the mighty alli had a dreamthe bass master general came to mewe had a little snack at the donut shophe said"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood""eat of this crap...Read Full Lyrics

I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls with ketchup too! Get out of my way, or i'll e...Read Full Lyrics

Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock...Read Full Lyrics