Goodnight, Goodnight Lyrics

He was in the habit Of taking things for granted, granted There wasn't much for him to take And the only thing constant Was the constant reminder he'd never change Tight fisted wi...Read Full Lyrics

Watch your children round the Abandoned well don't ask Me to tell if they Slipped and fell I'm just a Salesman with my Suitcase in hand and the The perfect plan that you'll Pull m...Read Full Lyrics

Shame on you for getting wet Now who will dry your eyes? Shame on you for getting wet How can you act surprised? Running with scissors wasn't smart I tripped and cut open your hea...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody is waiting for everybody to get out I'll join 'em talking 'bout the people everybody talk about And all the pretty people party while the petty people pout Pickin' it up...Read Full Lyrics

I was picked up and then dropped off in a culture counter-clockwise turned around Dug a hole in Southern Carolina - took me straight to China safe and sound Donated my map to the l...Read Full Lyrics

Wash your dirty mouth Your dirty mouth Watch your little mouth Wash your dirty mouth Your dirty mouth Watch your little mouth I don't want to wait anymore Wake up cinnamon They c...Read Full Lyrics

Blame me for the elevator I know you will It's not me who's the operator but you're going down You'll be sorry when you're singing all alone But don't take me up I'll just fall do...Read Full Lyrics

There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and his chatSo lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab...Read Full Lyrics

Witless, humorous conversation Has filled me up like an old gas station I'm wallowing in a pool of gasoline Self appointed sheriff of a popular ghost town I'm open to bribes but I...Read Full Lyrics

Don't get mad if I'm laughing Blame the caffeine for all the 5 am phone calls I haven't slept a single night in over a month And not even once did you start to make sense to me Wel...Read Full Lyrics