Goth Girls Lyrics

I played hassle the dorkening once Had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds And I didn't seem to need a mud card to win Hadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinned See he'd...Read Full Lyrics

I hate your blog. It's incredibly terrible and bad. I hate your blog. You own a dog, and you feed it. You post about it. I get to read it. Plus: five paragraphs on the socks you b...Read Full Lyrics

I love fags because I am a san franciscan if you're dissing on my homos then this censure's what you're risking (I'm insisting on containing my temper but listen up): you shouldn't...Read Full Lyrics

It was just like a scene in an intrigue film And I'm still not convinced that it wasn't for real This isn't intended for me, I don't think. It's a missive from the edge of despair...Read Full Lyrics

You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If this predicament seems particularly cruel, Consider whose fault it could be: Not a torch or a match in your inventory. It got narrated at ...Read Full Lyrics

Frontalot is on appointment To rock the microphone with a style that's got Disjointment. Some point went out the window, got lost. This mc is unwilling to absorb the cost. I foster...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up by the pool again. Must have played the fool again. Wonder what them hooligans put on the grill that stinks Kind of like burnt fur and regurg'ed drinks With an undertone of...Read Full Lyrics

I shalt not front-a-little cause I'm front-a-lot I climbed mount sinai, got hi at the top, Blew a cloud straight up and the voice I heard Said Front, you were born to front, I sai...Read Full Lyrics

[Front] nerdcore used to be just a made-up word (what occurred?) MCs shied away from belief...Read Full Lyrics

Congregation, settle in your seats. The Reverend Front Aloud is on the mic and about to speak. I'm about to freak you out, make you shiver in the pew While I'm delivering to you my...Read Full Lyrics