It's been so long since that magic trick
Went wrong
And chained me to you and
I wanna get out
Please find the key cause I really gotta pee
And I'm sick of having to hold it
I'm tir...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I walked around alone last night
And tried to look at people like I did back then
I kinda wanted to just hang out
Remind myself what it was all about
About everything I thought
I s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
Pt-boat on the way to Havana
I used to make a living, man
Pickin' the banana
Now I'm a guide for the cia
Hooray for the usa
Baby, baby, make me loco
Baby, baby, make me mambo
Sent ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
Try and tell us our future's at stake
We're gonna slam dance on your grave
Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow
You say we're a bunch of lazy bums
We just wanna act stupid and...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I wanna live with Madonna
I wanna lick Oprah
I wanna go to Hollywood
I wanna be a material man
I have high ambitions (x3)
I wanna write puzzles for Wheel Of Fortune
I want god t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I believe in ufo's
Baldheaded men with goldfish bowls
Tied securely round their waists
Observing us from outer space
I believe in ufo's (x4)
Men from space invade my dreams
Simply ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obsticals in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day
I think I can make it now t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
I'm immature - I talk a lot
I'm a lying, cheating little snot
I smell bad - I don't comb my hair
I steal from work - I don't fight fair
Girls are repulsed by the sight of me
I slou...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
My head is much better now,
And I'm not walking into doors.
I don't eat my vegetables now,
Because I don't care anymore.
Don't read the Courier now,
Because it only reminds me of ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel
Susie's bugging me again
I better take my ritalin
I'm about an inch away from smacking her
She wants to tell me what to do
I'm really not in love with you
I've had it up to here wi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Screeching Weasel