Grandma Shampoo Lyrics

Pay the rent Working, working, he's working so hard Pushing, pushing, he's pushing his car A wife, a house, and a dog and two kids The IRS squeeze out the piss Status, status, sta...Read Full Lyrics

You want to go walking but you don't have any shoes, no, Take my advice, yeah, leave them behind. You want to go swimming but you ain't got no suit, no, Take my advice, yeah, sw...Read Full Lyrics

Lose your mind, lose your mind, Lose your mind, lose your mind. Lose your mind, lose your mind, Lose your mind, lose your mind. Lose your mind, lose your mind, Lose your mind, lose...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Mama getting high on Chardonnay Mama getting high on Chardonnay Sleeps all night and she drinks all day Mama getting high on Chardonnay Mama send the kids off to school...Read Full Lyrics

The functional member of society Fixes dysfunctions Fixed my car Fixed my art Fixed the price Fixed my vice Made me a functional member of society Make me function, so functional ...Read Full Lyrics

Land ho, me name is Joe I drive a truck Steam roll Strong man, I got a plan Sing it all day From land to land I swear I'm in fourth gear My rollers down Trail of smears Asphalt ...Read Full Lyrics

Just can't seem to get up today. What was old and what was new, It's all the same today. The sun crept out the same as you. Exhale, exhale, last breath. Smile. You changed...Read Full Lyrics

I heard you saying something, And I saw you doing nothing. You sit upon your garbage, You're waiting on a bargain. You pick a straightened ticket, Pick a familiar face. Bitching l...Read Full Lyrics

She left Ohio, bound for nyc She broke her ties, she lost touch with me That place wasn't big enough for a girl with her kind of dream Thumbed across the East coast to a squat betw...Read Full Lyrics

My head is in the sink, and my face has rhythm, (The shit fuck man.) 'Cause I'm so dry in this position. The wall is rearranged, and the dog has mange now, And I can't figure o...Read Full Lyrics