Grandpa Was A Carpenter Lyrics

It got so hot, last night, I swear You couldn't hardly breathe Heat lightning burnt the sky like alcohol I sat on the porch without my shoes And I watched the cars roll by As the h...Read Full Lyrics

This nine pound hammer Is a little too heavy Buddy for my size Buddy for my size So I'm going on the mountain Just to see my baby And I ain't coming back No I ain't coming back R...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you're sad I know that you're lonely You lie awake 'till way past when I want you to know That I'm leaving you only 'Cause I might not get the chance again. [Chorus:]...Read Full Lyrics

Forty-five minutes Forty-five cents Sixty-five agents sitting on a fence Singing, hey brother Look what we got for you We're gonna rope off an area And put on a show From the Cana...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up this morning Put on my slippers Walked in the kitchen and died And oh what a feeling! When my soul went through the ceiling And on up into heaven I did ride When I got ther...Read Full Lyrics

I got kicked off of Noah's Ark I turn my cheek to unkind remarks There was two of everything But one of me And when the rains came tumbling down I held my breath and I stood my gro...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I saw an accident On the corner of Third and Green Two cars collided and I got excited Just being part of that scene It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter Pa...Read Full Lyrics