Granny's Little Yard Gnome Lyrics

What are you wanting from me? Look over my shoulder as much as you please We're primed and we're ready to go toe to toe with disease And what are you hoping to see? Would it set y...Read Full Lyrics

Pick a name, pick a place Chances are I've had the means to be there. Pick a date, pick a time, I've got it from a friend of mine The ability to socialize. Holy Mackerel Once whe...Read Full Lyrics

He came to conquer what he could but he held back 'Cause his tongue was tied by shy So he laid the money down and he drank up Put the sparkle in his eye Sittin' down you saw his pa...Read Full Lyrics

Lonely, homely boy they called him Lucy Mama's little man And she calls him Hendershot His mama called him Hendershot Be seen and not be heard, they told him He grew into a big ma...Read Full Lyrics

His momma used to dance at the Broadway Shows Broadway, where the young men go to drop The coins in one two three He remembered walking in Not knowing applesauce from sin And uncl...Read Full Lyrics

Rancor, rancor Wake her up and thank her Where's Billy Bob? GEne, weigh the anchor Rancor, rancor You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry Rancor, rancor Flarin' up my canker ...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Hamster and Hot Potato Man Turns the city on its ear. Mr. Hamster takes Hot Potato Man By the arm, Bombay Sapphire in his hand And Cohibas... Esplenditos. Saw Mr. Potato Man ...Read Full Lyrics

There are stories of pleasure, there are stories of pain But the gods torment me with slabs of rain It started on a Thursday and went a double fortnight And Junior read Stern by th...Read Full Lyrics

All the time talking 'bout the inspiration Best leave off about the rhyme Along comes a boy He's filled with adulation Speculates if now is not the time She was known to take a dr...Read Full Lyrics

Brimming with all the hopes and desires of American Youth, he set forth as a leader of sorts. Just what Sorts it is impossible to say at this time. But he had The imaginary support...Read Full Lyrics