Granny's Little Yard Gnome Lyrics

He came to conquer what he couldBut he held back'Cause his tongue was tied by shy.So he laid the money down and he drank upPut the sparkle in his eyeSittin down you saw his paunchS...Read Full Lyrics

Lonely, homely boy they called him LucyMama's little manAnd she calls him HendershotHis mama called him HendershotBe seen and not be heard, they told himHe grew into a big man they...Read Full Lyrics

All the time talking 'bout the inspirationBest leave off about the rhymeAlong comes a boyHe's filled with adulationSpeculates if now is not the timeShe was known to take a drop or ...Read Full Lyrics

What are you wanting from me?Look over my shoulder as much as you pleaseWe're primed and we're ready to go toe to toe with diseaseAnd what are you hoping to see?Would it set you ba...Read Full Lyrics

Rancor, rancorWake her up and thank herWhere's Billy Bob? GEne, weigh the anchorRancor, rancorYou really oughtn't spank herOh olalaberryRancor, rancorFlarin' up my cankerIsabella D...Read Full Lyrics

Brimming with all the hopes and desires of AmericanYouth, he set forth as a leader of sorts. Just whatSorts it is impossible to say at this time. But he hadThe imaginary support ...Read Full Lyrics

Now, because you own , you possessYou have something that they can takeYou remember how it was when you had nothingYou looked at the ones who had what you wantedAnd you felt strong...Read Full Lyrics

Pick a name, pick a placeChances are I've had the means to be there.Pick a date, pick a time,I've got it from a friend of mineThe ability to socialize.Holy MackerelOnce when I was ...Read Full Lyrics

His momma used to dance at the BroadwayShowsBroadway, where the young men go to dropThe coins in one two threeHe remembered walking inNot knowing applesauce from sinAnd uncles trot...Read Full Lyrics

At the end of the rainbow you can lay me downRight by the sea by the water and kiss me kiss me twiceBut there ain't no rushThis is not just another big big crushBut there ain't no ...Read Full Lyrics