Graveyard Lyrics

I'm not the world's most intelligent guy Sometimes I just sit, and wonder why It takes a lot of money and a telephone Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long Break us and we wi...Read Full Lyrics

Julio Iglesias Jacked off in outer-spacias Did 69 with the pope in the butthole Rammed that sucker head down that throat now Julio he had a mole Went to the doctor with a fiery pol...Read Full Lyrics

Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm Well Uncle Doc's nurse use a needle with ungodly charm Walkin' down the hall the dentist LOOMED through the door I Saw an X-...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, boy. Heh Heh Heh. Let it walk and let it talk and stick it on the wall. Lately when I say to you baby, don't know what I know. Let it walk and let it talk and rooty tooty ...Read Full Lyrics

I was lookin' for the main line when I was Workin' through a friend of mine but I Couldn't seem to find the time What do they know about love [Repeat: x3] The Jingle of a ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, well I been movin' down to Florida And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain No...Read Full Lyrics

Get alone, lonesome bulldog It's turning to spring Get alone, lonesome bulldog It's that time again Though it's raining Stop complaining There's a long Road to bear Get alo...Read Full Lyrics

Take me Mexican Caravan South of South of the Rio Grande Take me to that amigo town Where I can score some of that heroin brown Take me Mexican Caravan South of South of anywhere y...Read Full Lyrics

Ahhhh... The Lord is a monkey Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas Got he...Read Full Lyrics

I was born out my momma ass, Well, I'm as blind as can be, I brought my first shotgun, By the age of three, Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh, By the time that I was five, So tired ...Read Full Lyrics