Great Crap Lyrics

My bike it is broken sit on it and close my eyes in my mind go for a ride go for a ride inside my mind in my mind there's nothing broken arms and hearts and wind and strings I clos...Read Full Lyrics

When they ask me what I need I'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty A big bathtub, prosthetic feet, diana ross' role in mahogany So I can hang out with billy dee williams, and...Read Full Lyrics

The sound of ataris kills working class men Who know that they'll never drive fast cars again Heroes are broken the cello is burnt Pictures of babies are covered with dirt Elbows a...Read Full Lyrics

I was quiet as a mouse When I snuck into your house And took roofies with your spouse In a nit and out a louse And lice are lousy all the time They suck your blood drink your wine ...Read Full Lyrics

Flying, sailing, dying, same thing When you get to heaven find all of my friends there Tell them that I miss them and I'll see them when I'm done here Flying, sailing, dying, sam...Read Full Lyrics

Light as a feather stiff as a board Light as a feather stiff as a board Stink mama come ride my rollercoaster of love Tell me that I'm good (tell me that I'm cute) Light as a feath...Read Full Lyrics