Greatest Comedian Lyrics

[Verse 1] I pull back the sheets I push my yellow teeth And I pick up the items of incriminating clothing She’s got a guy why did I Say something to her? I just can't help ...Read Full Lyrics

La-la, la-la-la, la-la La-la, la-la-la, la-la Nights beneath the same old moon I dream you tell the tragic truth I love my pets more than you Glimpse your father at the Lo...Read Full Lyrics

We took our trousers off, the socialists asleep We talked and talked for hours, it was really deep You're a kind of angel, dancing by the table I was doing fine then I met you ...Read Full Lyrics

Krystal is a real pro She's a red rose She could wreck any home Krystal is a good host On a talk show She could strike any pose I forget if I ever loved anyone else I fo...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We make an end It seems short-sighted But in all defense We were damn young And unspent Making choices with our innocence And October ends We grow closer to our o...Read Full Lyrics

You said you use chocolate When you and him take off all your clothes Why the fuck you tell me that? Can't drink that image out of my head Like a fish That's how I drink the...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] In every dream I have, you're in the car You're not with him no more, yes it's just us In every dream I have, you're at the bar Drinking White Russians with m...Read Full Lyrics

Dead girl got her face up to the sky now Sunk on the street curb it’s a bad town New things to cry about everyday, hey This is the city of a million pints and pain Grim r...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] And when all the roses die And the last of us have lived our lives They'll be spaceships in the sky For a few of them To give Mars a try No more prom, there's no cr...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Now that we're doomed Let me show you to your room Where we can implode by the moon I'm a self-obsessed mess And you can't sleep for shit And we're both gladly losi...Read Full Lyrics