Green Stamps Lyrics

There are songs about Montana, And New York and Indiana, But the song the nation patiently awaits Is the song I now will bring you, As I clear my throat and sing you A love song to...Read Full Lyrics

If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst If your pocket's full of little things you never owned before, You need an analy...Read Full Lyrics

I can't dance I can't dance Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are All these dancing parties are just plain dumb When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come" There...Read Full Lyrics

Like the beat comma beat comma beat of the tom hyphen tom, When the jungle shadows fall Like the tick hyphen tick hyphen tock of the stately clock, As it stands against the wall Li...Read Full Lyrics

I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, Though I could never tell why My calories mount My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye They told me to diet I p...Read Full Lyrics