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"Oh no!" - "GLH means great looking hair, just spray GLH on and it instantly covers your bald spots leaving you with great looking hair" - "Hey what's that? "Well you set the ...Read Full Lyrics

"This ain't trading places nigga this is real fucking life, you need to protect ya cot damn neck" - "You need to diversify your bonds nigga" - "Bunch of bitches" - "Don't tal...Read Full Lyrics

"3" - "Three is a magic number Yes it is It's a magic number" - I teach my kids at home That's right nigga I sit em right down 1+1=3 Y'all laughing That's some real talk...Read Full Lyrics

"Think we're gonna have some more rain If I frown there'll be an instant downpour Got me sun inside a straw brain Goodness! Now she's having a brain storm" - "I got a coaliti...Read Full Lyrics

I say the future is ours! - "I can't take this money man This money ain't clean man" "Dave Relax!" "Nah man I can't relax I don't want this money" "Dave you are too uptig...Read Full Lyrics

Now back to normal programming The Sun! It's gone! But where? - Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in... ...Read Full Lyrics

"Damn!" - "Konichiwa Bitches" - "You're sitting on the couch watching tv and your life is passing you by. You keep procrastinating over and over, well maybe I'll go to school n...Read Full Lyrics

What good is melody, what good is music If it ain't possessin' something sweet It ain't the melody, it ain't the music There's something else that makes the tune complete It don't...Read Full Lyrics

Once you said you loved me Placed no one above me Prayed for me to make that vow What dumb thing did I say So busy being blasé How I wish you'd ask me now I was vain and b...Read Full Lyrics

It was appreared It was untold It has been dead from the outset It can finally tell The difference 'tween The water and the wings of an insect It can finally tell ...Read Full Lyrics