Houseboy Lyrics

I'm trying to pass A fat bastard In a silver Porsche Polished and waxed He don't drive like a man Fifty in the passing lane Like an old lady Just give me a reason To hit you ha...Read Full Lyrics

I think I love you They think I'm desperate Give me the ring C'mon let's prove it Let's get married And ride away Let's get married And rot away Torture the bridesmaids Make th...Read Full Lyrics

Scary breeders They have come With their sons and daughters One by one Mean and dumb Have another They got cable And AC And cellular technology Scary breeders They run me out...Read Full Lyrics

You can touch her if you want You can rub her if you want She won't struggle if you want She'll act like you turn her on She knows just what to say She's my protégée So much lov...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, I gotta go Maybe I don't want to know There's too much truth in this room Locked door, hospital food Do you even know what you're doing? Laugh in the face of the truly ill...Read Full Lyrics

Someone knocked me up again Will they blame the victim When I throw the baby in the trash No one said I can't do that Maybe we should have some Get born with a drug problem I don't...Read Full Lyrics

I'm choosing you You are choosing me Let's get together And write a screenplay Who do you want to be? I'll be the one who gets her way I'm using you And you're using me I'm using...Read Full Lyrics

That's it I'm staying home Don't even try to make me go If you put on your leather pants A Yankee boy in a cowboy hat Do you even know what you're doing? Apparently you think it'...Read Full Lyrics

I showed you how to touch a star I helped you forget who you are Baby, you can drive my car Over to the right side of the tracks You pushed your greatest chance away But still I ...Read Full Lyrics

Touch me with a ten-foot pole Can you feel my body's cold? Look at me through a telescope Can you see I'm ugly and I'm old At the other end Of a broken line That scratchy voice is...Read Full Lyrics