Haircuts for Everybody Lyrics

My fingers started tingling when you punched me in the armWe could set this bar on fire just to keep our fingers warmAnd build a house and pee in the streetWe’ll scrape up our ha...Read Full Lyrics

Tricked out our eyelidsSo we can dream in chromeAnd down at the superdomeParents are cheeringCause into the end zoneHe pulls off his face guardAnd his friends from the vineyardAre ...Read Full Lyrics

I read my fortuneOn the back of an O-Pee-Chee cardNo runs batted inNo kiddie pools in the yardBut our fun could only reach as far as our forearmsBut our fun could only reach as far...Read Full Lyrics

Smokestack had a hole in his backBut he was naïveHe thought the wind would blow right through himAnd all his friends would be the stars ofStage and screen and talk show hostsDis...Read Full Lyrics

And when we get to town we’re gonna break it downWith pistols and pan flutesA thousand elaborate moving propsAnd lavender jumpsuitsOur fists will quote every furious length of ro...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up!Our motorcade is on fireTV scientist our situation’s direAnd everything appears in 3D wires everything appears in 3D wiresShould you command itHad a vision of a knight at...Read Full Lyrics

And all our houseboats are retiredSo we rely on rental cars and new shoesAnd our athletic friends we’ll depend on able backs and healthy legs in the morningBut our anthems are no...Read Full Lyrics

Rudy says she saw it on a hike to find the secret counselor caveAnd as rumour has it, it’s been here since Sara was her sister’s ageWe’re gonna knock it downWe’re gonna kno...Read Full Lyrics

And if your fist pumped like a piston I’d drink up this whole river systemArm the kids in the Christmas sweatersThe ones they stole from the pets and neighboursYour garments coul...Read Full Lyrics

In a filthy barroomShe was shooting pool with friendsI sent someone over andI watched her shake her head, she saidIf I wanted to meet herI had to come at least that farI introduced...Read Full Lyrics