Half Idiot Lyrics

There comes a time in my life to choose a health plan And now it's time in my life to choose a health plan You wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors Yeah that's how i s...Read Full Lyrics

I forgot to call myself I made myself mad I kept myself up all night I made myself cry I was late for my own dinner I stood myself up I forgot I had plans with myself I broke my ow...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever been furniture have you ever been somebody's seat Have you ever sat there catching crumbs while they eat Well? Have you ever been furniture have you ever been so...Read Full Lyrics

Ignore me Please ignore me Why not ignore me You should ignore me So you’re sick of interacting with women You wanna pay for something that’s free? Shut yourself up and...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sick I have a headache I got a fever I've got a runny nose I didn't get any sleep last night Cuz I'm sick I'm sick I'm sick I'm dehydrated I've got diarrhea I can't keep my foo...Read Full Lyrics

Hey office lady. I see you there with your rolodex You know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to change out this water jug one-handed But first Imma spill a few drops in...Read Full Lyrics

Strapped in, look at you Next to me, passing through It's come to this, nothing new Well, I've been waiting here For seems like over a year And I'm getting so sick and frust...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah you've been waiting to hear from me All original material called it like I see I'll admit that most of you's alright But when I saw those knobs it ruined the rest of my nig...Read Full Lyrics

I've still got you, ice cream 'Cause sometimes life is less than a dream And all my other friends turn away I need to be with something I can relate Just a taste and all my t...Read Full Lyrics

Well i'm always walking around With my eyes aimed at the ground I swear it's like my chin could hit my chest And if you see me pass you by I wouldn't hold it against you If yo...Read Full Lyrics