Halfway Home Lyrics

Well, I woke up that night to take a pee. Decided to look under the tree. Well, what did I see? Oh it was he, stuffing the stocking for me. It was my dad. He said, "Son, you're goi...Read Full Lyrics

Well there was a little gay man as "happy as can be." And one day that little gay man went on my property. Well, watching that little gay man made me so very mad. So I looked at th...Read Full Lyrics

What is this I see? Can we not get along?Discord in the body shows me something is wrong.Difference of opinion brings about your hate.The way that we view life makes you so irate.W...Read Full Lyrics

Tomorrow is just another dayWhen I let the sunshine meet my conscienceYou told me stories, gave me new ideasPretend only you, you know the answersI wait longing for you babyHmm-mmm...Read Full Lyrics

They got Chris, they got Aaron.It looks like Umbrella's done it again.Cuz this time it ain't in Raccoon City,This time it's in Kokomo, and it's happening to me.Somebody help me.Kil...Read Full Lyrics

One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rab...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna be popular, I wanna be a movie star,I wanna be noticed, I wanna go far.I wanna make money, I wanna live in glamour,I wann have a big house, I wanna drive a sports car.But y...Read Full Lyrics

I turn on the TV, and what do I see?Murder, and violence, and pornography.I turn on the radio, and it brings me to tears.All of the lies fed to the ears.A Hollywood puppet you are....Read Full Lyrics

Sleep around with KristiAnd get some weird disease.Then move on to JamieAnd give it, if you please.Forgot to wear a condomWhen you were with Louise.Now you know that she's gotShe's...Read Full Lyrics

Weird friendless kid You don't know where you live No one knows a thing about you No one ever did Weird friendless kid You might be weird but you're not stupid We’ve all seen the...Read Full Lyrics