Handwasher Lyrics

You've lived on beans and rice And fell for Jesus Christ And if your pants are nice Mother nature's son, Never made sense until you begun To play the kids for fun Maybe start a TV...Read Full Lyrics

Drunk at Cannon Falls. I never made the call I had your number It was chiselled on my hand and stained Fell asleep to the line Lyle sung "She's made up her mind" Now I'm the twenty...Read Full Lyrics

The weightlifter and a library tech you know Made a big decision in the magazine row I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins ...Read Full Lyrics

Had a scratch only you could itch Underneath the Glebe Point Bridge And now every boy in a knitted vest Has got some precedent So we took a personality pill And something red to s...Read Full Lyrics

Every word they sling you hits like your folks have never been kindAnd the jewels on your apron could use some calamineUgly girls and pit-faced boys all hunch and join in the lineG...Read Full Lyrics

Would it stain If the lights fell down on your name And each face began to look all the same How much is enough? Did you ever want to just lose touch with everybody you know? In th...Read Full Lyrics

We'd like to introduce you to the nature of our trialsWe'd love the chance to bring your elders downSo fix your Dad a drink 'cause we're gonna need to thinkNow you're a plane we wo...Read Full Lyrics

At my nan's I wasn't thinking over boiled beans and chicken Something cool fell in my juice cup sudden I could lie and make stuff up Is that why my future's so bright? So strap in ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you wish that your kids all looked more fine? Do you feel that your guy's below your style? Animal slippers and a drink over Sunday mail Coffee teeth and a cigarette heart fo...Read Full Lyrics