Happy Hooker Lyrics

Come on, bartenderWon't you be more tender?Give me two shots of whiskeyAnd a beer chaserLove will be the death of meLove is so fickleIt starts with a flood and ends with a tri-tri-...Read Full Lyrics

If I was a dinosaur I'd be a ReginasaurusAnd if I knew a million wordsI'd have my own Spektor's thesaurusIf I was born in the merry month of MayThen I would be a TaurusAnd if I had...Read Full Lyrics

(You're treating me wrong you're breaking my heart) The clothes that I wear are shabby and old but I'll never spend your silver and gold Each night I'm alone we're drifting apart Y...Read Full Lyrics

Part 1: Blues has got me, there is teardrops in my eyes Yes the blues has got me, there is teardrops in my eyes Well dark is the night, since my baby said good-bye Oh how I've suff...Read Full Lyrics

When you've got no more assuranceThan a great big hunk of leadIf you don't respond to romanceJack, you're dead!When a chick is smiling at youEven though there's nothing saidIf you ...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't no need to worry about itWon't do you one bit of goodIf you don't treat your babyTreat your baby like you shouldThere's been a change in the weatherAnd it's so plain to seeSo...Read Full Lyrics

My baby's long and tall, Shaped like a cannon ball And every time she loves me, Oh, you can hear me squall I cried hmmm, hmmm, I believe I change my mind Ah, she said, "I'm so glad...Read Full Lyrics

Lord, that weepin' willow and that mournin' doveThat weepin' willow and that mournin' doveI got a gal up the country, Lord, you know I sure do loveNow, if you see my woman, tell he...Read Full Lyrics

Say you can't never tell, what's on these women's mind Say you can't never tell, what's on these women's mind Hey, she may be huggin' and kissin' you, and quittin' you all the time...Read Full Lyrics

I ain't never loved but a thousand women in my life Oh Lord, but a thousand women's in my life Now, the love I have for you, woman, God knows it sure is strong Oh Lord, I say, God...Read Full Lyrics