Happy Bidet (Let The Bald Eagle Soar) Lyrics

It's a 'kind-of' home in a city knownFor the tallest compass alive.And I use it when I can't find a friend toDirect me at the end of the night.And the stars aren't brightBut the sa...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sorry sister but the times are changingAnd Rovie Wade has been re-arrangingThe comfy chairs on the Supreme Court benchesAnd filling them with anti-woman wenches now.And I don't...Read Full Lyrics

I was 18 when I came to town, they called it the summer of love,Burning babies burning flags, the hawks against the dove,I took a job at the steaming, way down on Caldrum Street,An...Read Full Lyrics

Do you remember my hand in your hair when you wrapped your head in the hood of my mother's sweater?Do you think of me when you listen to the Grateful Dead? Do you recall how much I...Read Full Lyrics

You're like the guys with the Gunboat eyes singingWe won't hurt you if You realize that we're only here to help.Take your gunboats, Your gunboats home.Parked in the harbour, you're...Read Full Lyrics

An army of kisses Fell down on youAnd I was the generalLeading the assault.And failing to capture Your critical organs,Cos they were enrapturedBy someone less important.Important.T...Read Full Lyrics

Did your mom not love you enough, Donald Rumsfeld?Did your daddy call you a fuck, Richard Cheney?I wish I could give you the love they never did.Maybe you'd stop bombing the fuck o...Read Full Lyrics

Drink up, drink up.It's the only thing I can think of.To not go out and make love to someone I don't know.After all, it's just a heart I've been taking apart.When rhyming is so har...Read Full Lyrics

Sun, oh sun!I love it when you shine!You warm my heart with your ultra-violet light.You warm my friends and the family I come from.You warm my heart for my ultra-violet love.But su...Read Full Lyrics

Will you miss the abuse?The intimate violenceThe parade of bruisesThe badge of punishment...Read Full Lyrics