Happy Thanksgiving From The Sunshine State Lyrics

I saw her standing there With the light shining brightly in her hair And her sweater was tight and I could see she had boobies up under there Then I was introdo-o-o-oced All I coul...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Savannah Hi This is a song that I wrote for you. Are you ready? Yeah I met you in the topless bar I don't remember We rode round in my Mustang car I don't remember I pledged m...Read Full Lyrics

From Iran and Iraq To the shores of the Black Sea Soon will be just a giant parking lot ''cause that's where a big park is gonna be We're getting' rid of this terrorists Make the w...Read Full Lyrics

I've got think of something better Of a stunt, the best one ever Or I'll be off, off of the show I don't know where, where I'll go I tried to win but here I sit Now I just feel, l...Read Full Lyrics

Beep, Beep, Beep Honk, Honk, Honk Get out the fucking way We got a load of... (Spoken) Assorted women trouser socks In all colours, even smoked grey Well... Honk, Honk, Honk Beep...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Mark And I'm Greg And this is your spook... Ey Halloween song Start the truck up, bitch And hand me a beer We're about to have some fun Snatch that coloured's candy sack That'...Read Full Lyrics

He has run the water Now 15 years Ruling the structure And ruling the piers Beautiful and silent As he tends his mighty shore But now he's caught and Released to heaven's door See...Read Full Lyrics

Russ and Jimmy You're balding and you stutter That hurts my feelings Your teeth look like broken tiles That hurts my feelings I'm glad you're out of the family Jimmy and Russ You'...Read Full Lyrics

Competitive mother fuckers I know I don't have a problem With your lack of control And if it's me that you're looking to fuck with Well I've got news for you Ya it's your head that...Read Full Lyrics

Everything is strange and plain and black around me Every minute by I said I wish they found me Every breath I make it seems my heart is taken Every move I make I feel my life is s...Read Full Lyrics