Have a Bitchin' Summer Lyrics

Darleen I love youCall you darling for shortI wrote your name on a matchbookBack in 1974Your sister’s name was SissyAnd your folks had passed awayAnd I caught myself dreamingAbou...Read Full Lyrics

If I win the lotteryI’d leave my wife immediatelyI’d drop my kids at the neighbor’s houseAnd they could all say “what a big fat louse!”I don’t have to share with anyone...Read Full Lyrics

I can’t find the investigatorI can’t find no instigatorI can’t findI can’t findI can’t find...Read Full Lyrics

I need a new wristwatch todayCuz my life is ticking me awayNeed some cough drops, some peanut butterYou gotta hand it to me one way or anotherI’m going to Tent CityI’m going to...Read Full Lyrics

In Huntington Beach, they got lots of creepsThey walk down the street right there in Huntington BeachThey don’t know about me or my libertyAnd I once got jumped right there in Hu...Read Full Lyrics

Well, it’s time for me to sober upYes, it’s time for me to sober upWhen my human frailties have all got the best of meWell, then I know that it’s time to sober upYes, it’s ...Read Full Lyrics

Perhaps I misunderstood exactly what you meant when you said exactly what you meantBut I knew it one time that you’d fight me your way from wrecking the shaky hands you have buil...Read Full Lyrics

Never liked what I saw in the mirror in front of meAnd the ins and outs of the financial world, well they completely escape meI’m too right brained or so it seems, I’m looking ...Read Full Lyrics

I’m not afraid of romanceI’m not afraid of loveIt’s just these things I don’t even know aboutThat keep me staring up aboveI’m not afraid of cardboardI’m not afraid of s...Read Full Lyrics

I went to the lagoon to buy myself some bananasAnd I said to myself, Skipper’s gonna drive me bananasWith his Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan (Gilligan!)I went to the lago...Read Full Lyrics