Hawaiian Songs That Don't Sound Hawaiian Lyrics

I met a girl on a Friday night Ran 'em out then she caused a fight Started heading for the exit door I never made it off the floor I'm more a lover than the fighting type I never ...Read Full Lyrics

Baby I'm gonna have to give you up for Lent You took all my credit cards My money's been spent You took out my Mercedes And brought it home with a dent Baby I'm gonna have to ...Read Full Lyrics

You hold your head in your hands And I don't have a way To climb inside your body And just hang out and stay And everybody's asking When your coming back And I don't have an answer...Read Full Lyrics

Me not got no slow metabolism Every wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism Me not got no sl...Read Full Lyrics

Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Wel...Read Full Lyrics

If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say Yo...Read Full Lyrics

We staggered outside Two figures imposing We were bobbing and weaving The pubs were all closing We stumbled upstairs as the rain started pouring The roommate was naked and pas...Read Full Lyrics

On a grassy knoll they laid him down And I bet he's still grumbling underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'cause they'r...Read Full Lyrics

She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By louis l'amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The smell ...Read Full Lyrics

Satan's choir Satan's choir Livin' in my basement room Satan's choir Satan's choir Why are you in my basement room? You got a tail between your legs I hear it draggin' 'cross my h...Read Full Lyrics