Hayseed Timebomb Lyrics

When you're hit, turn the other cheek, God always rewards the meek. I believed that shit when I was young. Turned out to be another scam, and it seems the older I am, the closer I ...Read Full Lyrics

Driving, driving in my car Down by the singles bar Tell me, tell me where can I find her Tell me, tell me, has anyone seen her? Saw her picture in a girlie magazine Just might hav...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I gotta go, down the road Outta my way, Pigfuckers, it's getting old I'm leavin town, anywhere bound Call my name, I won't be found. With your Wal-Mart gossip, and country-...Read Full Lyrics

Work the same job for 25 years Boss still don't know my name Whether I screw up or tow the line Things stay about the same Break my back making a rich man richer What am I working...Read Full Lyrics

Chicken Box, corn dog, hot grits, pecan logs, watermelon, pigs feet, fried squirrel, head cheese. Pork brains, sweet tea, hamhocks, butter beans, chopped mutton, bugoo, bananner pu...Read Full Lyrics

When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue. In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- that tas...Read Full Lyrics

Pasted pictures on the wall of groups she's never seen A walking, talking tribute to the fashion magazines Too hip for the suburbs Too scared of the streets All she wants out of li...Read Full Lyrics

Got a '68 Chevy that his cousin bought in '71. Traded 98 dollars and his daddy's lucky shotgun. Christened the back bumper with a half-empty bottle of beer. In the back of his mind...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I shot my cousin's butt off, in a huntin' accident, and he jumps every time a door slams, and can't work because of the limp. I didn't really mean to do it, an' it happened a...Read Full Lyrics

Your arm looks like a railroad track, and you ain't got no friends, tomorrow you say you'll be all right but the trouble, it never ends. Cocaine and horse and Dilaudid, it's a hea...Read Full Lyrics