Hazel, South Dakota Lyrics

The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time He reaped a little more than he could sow Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know He could ...Read Full Lyrics

Ivy creepin' up the old gravestoneIvy creepin' up the old gravestoneWillow tree swayin' like a ghost 'neath the yellow moonThat big black train is moanin' at the stockyardsThat big...Read Full Lyrics

He loses himself in the boxscores. She can't decide what to wear. There will be no realization today, And she'll carry out her affair. She dreams frequent and vividly. He has no d...Read Full Lyrics

Me and Joe were drivin' in his rusty van Makin' last call is gonna be tight Well I'm dreamin' of a girl I'll never see again Where we went to get a drink tonight A dream of silhou...Read Full Lyrics

Face Club, pal I stepped to the urinal I went and fished with my fly I'ze tryin' to get a stain off When I noticed a guy He was punishin' the Bishop And zeroed in on my pride The ...Read Full Lyrics

Spider weaves a spit green seaThat tangles up and drowns the fly -- poor flyWell, he's got pneumonia just like meBut he can't swim as well as IAnd I realized as I watched him dieNe...Read Full Lyrics

He's a friend to all the stars Made a fortune selling cars Not beyond a little sleaze He's Mister White Keys Wiley loves the tanning booth Just a little altered truth Made America...Read Full Lyrics

She shimmers like the surface of a swimming pool Staring out of blue horizon eyes She's flippin' through the pages of the interview Her fingernails are diamond white She winces at...Read Full Lyrics

A bum was in my trash He's pickin' out all the cans firewater Burnin' up his poor swollen glands The Lysol and Listerine It went to his head He eats boot black rotted on a Piece ...Read Full Lyrics

I was back in New York and thinkin' of you Saw you from my cab, a shimmering jewel The drunk on absinthe way you see She's a great soul in a small destiny Demystify, yes I was alw...Read Full Lyrics