He is Not Yet Dead (Play Off) Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics

He is packing it in and packing it upAnd sneaking away and buggering upAnd chickening out and pissing off home,Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge....Read Full Lyrics

He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's going to tell!He's going to tell! He's...Read Full Lyrics

ARTHUR:Lady, will you marry me?LADY:I thought you'd never ask.GIRLS:We are not yet wedAnd we're nearly at the endIt is time that weWent and found a friendIs there someone whoCan he...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready? If frizzy hair was a metaphor for festival time Then this woman is a goddess of that festival shrine Met her at a jam in a garden of sorts I must confess, god bless...Read Full Lyrics

THE CAR SONG[HARRY]The weekend is the weekendAnd it’s sunny in the parkI’ll stay here with my beer and fish and chips till it gets darkI’ve got a lot of homeworkBut homework ...Read Full Lyrics

In the movies, they can sing out of tune.And their whole lives are spent practicing moods.Almost always, prepare to hide from the rainAlmost always, prepare to hide.In the movies, ...Read Full Lyrics

No one can hear you On red weather hill How's anyone supposed to get to you If you just sit still Get down on your knees Like a wild animal licks the floor Behave just like you...Read Full Lyrics

If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.If you wanna be happy For the r...Read Full Lyrics

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