He's Got His Mother's Hips Lyrics

[Verse 1] I did not think I was The one being addressed In hemorrhoid commercials On the TV set I often stand and stare At nothing in the grocery store Because I do not know...Read Full Lyrics

(Verse) Horrifying as it was for me To see your face today I guess I knew that it would happen at some point And I dreaded it because I knew That you would be so kind You're ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keep...Read Full Lyrics

Licorice and nuts There are no if's and There aren’t any buts He was just there He was just standing there He was on an island In the North Atlantic Ocean Just minding his...Read Full Lyrics

(Verse) If I think about it, I am successful, as it were I get to sing for lovely people all over this lovely world And I am nowhere near as awkward as I was when I was younger ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know who I thought I was I guess I tried to love you because I thought I could afford To take the risk and take a chance I did not know who I thought I was fooling I mu...Read Full Lyrics

I've felt uncomfortable since the day that I was born Since the day I glimpsed the black abyss in your eyes There's no way you could make all of this shit up on your own It coul...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We see our hero in his chambers now Luxuriating on a water bed He should enjoy it if he can somehow Cause soon he'll wish that he were dead Did you hear the one abou...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] One two three four... [Verse 1] Bittersweet strawberry marshmallow butterscotch Polarbear cashew dixieland phosphate chocolate My tutti frutti special raspberry, lea...Read Full Lyrics

Read your letter and finally I could cry But I don’t really understand exactly why I guess I cried because I knew it was the end No more hate now, just learning to begin Le...Read Full Lyrics