Heaven Or The Highway Out Of Town Lyrics

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (four claps) Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D. O. A It's like you're always stuck in second gear And when it hasn'...Read Full Lyrics

You used to write my name On the back of your notebook All adorned with smiles and hearts and stars But lately it would appear That you found yourself a black magic marker Just to ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, the fact of the matter There ain't no facts involved Take it further It doesn't matter Well out here on the border Ants drag bones across the hot dry ground And over there at...Read Full Lyrics

Well these legions of lesions that Ive acquired Are suggesting the best thing to do is retire But here comes the dumb thing Ive got to do something Or demons of love will descend f...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up this morning With a bump on my head An empty corral And a stone cold bed Well all of my livestock Was nowhere in sight She took all of my horses when she left me last ni...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes another song about Mexico I just can't help myself I lost my old lady Got my lures Got my bobbers Now I'm gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found a hooker and lost...Read Full Lyrics

I see the lightning from the storm down in Mexico And I see my speedometer doesn't work I cross the desert and disappear into the tumbleweeds I tip the bottle and bite the lime I ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I was born on the thirsty earth Showed up in Tucson, Fresh out of Leavenworth Did my time on stale bread and dirty water Nobody told me that the lady was a preacher's daughter...Read Full Lyrics

Barkeep Another Mekong please Yes of course, You can keep the change A new glass here For this new friend of mine Forgive me, I forgot your name Flip a coin What shall we talk abo...Read Full Lyrics

If I was a killer, how would I kill? I'd use the government. If I was a dreamer, what would I dream? I'd dream about yesterday. If I was a dancer, where would I dance? Out in the g...Read Full Lyrics