Heavy Metal Country Lyrics

This is called the coming of age Coming into town with the giggling faggots Starting blizzards and other weird weather patterns We participate in the shit Now that's a hit Now that...Read Full Lyrics

I met a non-dairy creamer Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake With a wet spot Bigger than a great lake Took me to the new church And baptized me with salt She told me, liquor I am...Read Full Lyrics

Every street is dark And folding out mysteriously Where lies the chance we take to be Always working Reaching out for a hand that we can't see Everybodys got a hold on hope Its the...Read Full Lyrics

Groundskeeper and Witness in park Look, there goes the rat smasher Local observer With binoculars (peculiar) And behind him is the take Dance contest MC Jerry Cheswick ...Read Full Lyrics

Why ask? The people are snobby And maybe baby Maybe baby You'll be free Look to the trees while they're growing And maybe baby Maybe baby You'll see Maybe baby Maybe...baby Climb t...Read Full Lyrics

Hows my drinking? I don't care about being sober But I sure get around In this town To hell with my church bells And leave me die With you I wont change...Read Full Lyrics

Visit mysterious fields See them with small courage There you will come to a bird She may scream the word But if that's what you think you heard Then that's what you've heard ...Read Full Lyrics

Gather around See is mine Disappear that man Often distant She's laid out by solution In the bad talent tv She's off in the distance, babe And she's waiting for me I am Columbus T...Read Full Lyrics

I am pressed, printed, stomped And strategically removed I am everybody Insane without innocence I am trapped, tricked, packaged And shipped out I am produced I am produced Pressed...Read Full Lyrics

I am if nothing A boy with balls On tiny playgrounds Throw them around The king of boxes For digging in And I shell open The rusty edge I like what I see Can you conside...Read Full Lyrics