Hey, Asshole Lyrics

Don't be niceMy policy is to call em as I see em no fillerQuality people lift me up like the coliseum pillarsSome go from pitching religion to sipping 
on kombuchaPoliticians swi...Read Full Lyrics

Mister Softee’s backThe block under attackFrozen Mickey Mouse head massacreMac cherry matte glossed lips smackPlease mind the thigh gapPierced venus fly trapFrench kiss french ro...Read Full Lyrics

There’s 7 billion 46 million people on the planetAnd most of us have the audacity to think we matterHey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked?Someone stabbed him in th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going downI'm going downI'm going downOn youI'm breathing deep then I leap inI'm going underLike eating that V's the key to how we can beat global hungerAchieve total peace on ...Read Full Lyrics

It's hard to be livingYou gotta play the cards you were givenYou think it's simple but it goddamn isn'tIt's tougher now than breaking out of Shawshank prisonAnd as you're hittin yo...Read Full Lyrics

Now take the safest road homeYou stayed for so longNow shake your coat on and get goneI might just switch me name onAnd switch my place onAnd pray you stay strongYou don't know meN...Read Full Lyrics

You should slip in something more comfortableWhy don't yaUhhYeahUhGlorious weekendVictoria's secretIf you want to, I keep itUhh, yeahGone off the deep endDeploying the defenseIt's ...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing rides faster than a stolen bikeCherries in my rearviewNow I've got a couple optionsPull it overOr pin it like the tag's newLike the tag's newNothing cuts deeper than a borr...Read Full Lyrics

I hear impatience originate from the cab yeahI'm contemplating consuming another glass andI should know Ive got to goMy lack of will always spills into common sense so...So let's p...Read Full Lyrics

You may be a sharp dresser, You may be a fantastic dancer,You may be a lively conversationalist,But what happens at the end of the evening when the time comes to show how you feel?...Read Full Lyrics