Hey Batter Batter Lyrics

Oh, yeah Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation In your inability to handle your libation Go zero to sixty When you get on the whiskey Well, used to be a glass of wine...Read Full Lyrics

She packed that party act Like a pack rat piled high with paper sacks Two quarts of oil, her calico cat Man, I never seen a woman get so mad She caught me by surprise When goodbye ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Mr dj, can I make a request Somebody I love just up and left An' if I know her, she'll drive all night alone An' she just might have her radio on Yeah, I pray she has her radi...Read Full Lyrics

Daddy's been a back-row Baptist With his share of front-row sin His Saturday night still on his breathe Every Sunday when he'd walk in He's never led the Benediction He's never san...Read Full Lyrics

We said 'yes, ma'am and 'yes, sir' and a good whooping still worked If we talked back we got it again Back when kids got in fights, they didn't use guns or knives A bloody nose was...Read Full Lyrics

Let tell y'all a little story Growing up, I remember one year My uncle Titus had a bright idea He's gonna bottle up his own brew He figured he could make a million or two Ta...Read Full Lyrics

I just cracked the top on some Jim Beam I just bought Took a big ol' swig an' I just set her down It's a foolish thing to think, that you could kill the hurt with drink But it's th...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up face down in a cheap motel Had a King James Bible, a musty smell An' a Jim Beam bottle layin' in the bed With a lipstick note sayin' I hope he ain't dead Call me later if y...Read Full Lyrics

We might call an old friend up an' lay an old grudge down Tell somebody that we love, that we love 'em We might turn a wrong to right shine a brighter light Find someone that needs...Read Full Lyrics

She had her car loaded all down Pointed east as she headed on out But I had no idea how long it'd take There ain't a tree, no there ain't a rock Nothing on that horizon to block Th...Read Full Lyrics