Hey Doofus Lyrics

Get up early, go to work. Get yelled at by a jerk. He ain't smarter than me, but even he can see. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Ain't gotta girlfriend. I know w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so useless, so tell me something new. I sit at home with nothing to do. I lay in bed and sleep all day. I'm a waste of life is what they say. I don't like work cause i'm so use...Read Full Lyrics

He called me on the phone. Said, "dude, it finally happened." He told me that he got some head and I started laughing. I told him to stop lying. He told me he was not. When he told...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting here in my living room. I gotta go gotta get it soon. I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get away. Gonna get in my old car. Gonna drive it so damn far. Gotta get my ass out to...Read Full Lyrics

I see her walking outside my room She's gotta baby inside her womb I say baby can I hold your hand Baby, baby can I be your man Cause you're a mother I'd like to fuck Yeah you're ...Read Full Lyrics

We're nobodys and we don't care. We don't change our underwear. We don't like to wash our hair. We don't talk to girls cause we don't dare. We're nobodys and we don't care what yo...Read Full Lyrics

Say that you don't like me. What I do ain't right. Well I'm tired of hearing all you hippies fucking cry. Don't do this, don't do that. Can I bum a cigarette man. It's not the 70's...Read Full Lyrics

I got everything that i'll ever need. Enough to get me through. I got a couple of bucks and a little good luck, and then I saw you. You see I went shopping the other day. I saw thi...Read Full Lyrics

Blonde hair and brown eyes. She really turns me on. First time that I saw her, she was fucking ron. I don't know what she does but she does it to me, but taylor wayne's the only gi...Read Full Lyrics

Roommates - I think they suck. Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks. Roommates - I think they're lame. Roommates - They're all the same. They stay up all night, they eat your food...Read Full Lyrics