Hi Mom, It's Me! Lyrics

See the girl running around She used to play in a band in town Had an electric guitar covered in stars The Be-Back Queen of the music scene She got signed to a record label Spent ...Read Full Lyrics

I didn't know my name - my girlfriend is a pain My mom and dad they reallt freak me out I'm really fucking fried - why am I alive? Mom and Dad they always scream and shout I was a...Read Full Lyrics

The girl's always giving him shit 'Cause he like da banana split. She's always calling him names, and He'd like to be doing the same. Life's not fair; are you aware? I can't spell...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you know that it's going okay I want everyone to see that Everything's coming up roses Whenever you're hanging with me When we're goofing off, laughing at nothing at all And ...Read Full Lyrics

Better get the Xanax cause I think I'm in a panic And my brain is really getting fried The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner Cause the evidence supports my find...Read Full Lyrics

I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand David Frost Can't stand what you say or what you do What you say or what you do I ...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon I got a problem and I ...Read Full Lyrics

Thinking out loud on a marshmallow cloud 'cause the sun is still in hiding I won't go back as a matter of fact And I'll put that in writing If I never see you then I'll never cry ...Read Full Lyrics

Thinkin', drinkin', talkin', squawking, And hanging out all day Never ever doing nothing, and you know it's not my way baby I never ever met a girl like you I know I like you and y...Read Full Lyrics

1-2-3-4 I never hold a job for more than a week. My father was a rich man; and my mother, a geek. People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a jerk. And they're getting pissed 'cause I...Read Full Lyrics