Hillmont High School (I Pledge Allegiance To J.P.) Lyrics

Hello, all you people Welcome to our show We're gonna play some two chord songs Some are fast, some are slow We know this sounds a bit korny Bob's getting a bit horny So let's star...Read Full Lyrics

Push you around cause you're not the same And kick in when you glorify Shout it loud when they force you to swallow You question their authority So hollow rather die then follow Ex...Read Full Lyrics

'It's a gorgeous thing' while doing her mantra she smiles at me 'I hope you're not too unhappy? ' Maybe some day, maybe some day... I'll blow your brains out and You'll be ok... Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Virtually alone right now, never will you have. Waged your life in such, Isolation. Never have so many of your friends been so opposed. Never have provoked so much, opposition. Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Just when I thought I was better off. To leave the lonely path I walked. Don't wait for me, I'll never be. What you expect. Well can't you see? I can't ignore this anymore. So com...Read Full Lyrics

One day while, cruisin' round, i bumped into this fat-ass kid. He reacted, quite uptight, so i doofered him laxative. "Your're dead meat to be" he poetically said. So I crawled on ...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up late! My girl's overdue! What on earth am I gonna do! I tell my mom, she says get a job! I'd rather die or go out and rob I'm late for school so I get a note! Don't give ...Read Full Lyrics

I met a girl with pretty hips and thighs, Lisa was her name. Packed with perky lips and goo-goo eyes. She drives me insane. Tonsel-wrestling all the time. The jocks all knew her i...Read Full Lyrics

Satanic broad just crawled in my bed My testosterone has just reached DEF CON 1 She's fully packed in back fetish gear Orders me to obey: 'your wish is my command!' I don't wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

Sweat-soaked to the bone, two more hours, she'll head home. Wash off her tattoos, take a shower. Transpiration, frustration, scares me. Rock on Rock on What is she on, benzedrine? ...Read Full Lyrics