Hipster Boyfriend Lyrics

There's a girl that we all know She dances to the right and slow Got the means and way to say, "sicko" Any moment now She got the way She got the way to say It's Kathy's dance Sh...Read Full Lyrics

Misinterpret, that's not what I meant at all Set yourself up for a fall, and you'll fall Trip on the last curtain call It doesn't matter if I know of what I speak The arguer's stro...Read Full Lyrics

A record box outside my door Coming home really late from work once more And it made my day Such a little thing It's the thought that counts And the hope it brings A little furthe...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday, I tried to complicate my life, I said, I thought that you'd make a pretty wife, And then dreams, of an intergalactic guy, Pointed, my thoughts to the sky And now, Carl S...Read Full Lyrics

When he's asleep, when he's awake Eating a Swanson's Salisbury Steak He's glued to the tv He knows the names he knows the plot He likes it when they all get shot A blaze of glory M...Read Full Lyrics

She's got eyes in the back of her head And while you'll never find a page Of the books she hasn't read She says she's got her eyes on me Knows what I'm going to be She's my mother...Read Full Lyrics

I feel sinking on the rise, And the faith shines from your eyes, My son how could you ever know? My own fear of failure, Seems to surround your life Life to you is nothing, To me ...Read Full Lyrics

Your sister... She got bit by another werewolf She was on the news at five She got shot by a silver bullet She got buried alive She walked down a darkened alley She looked up and...Read Full Lyrics

This place is always hiring a brand new bunch of morons It must be rather tiring, squeezing blood from doorknobs This is your life and you're going nowhere And it's your fault you'...Read Full Lyrics

My work ethic's been destroyed And I'm glad I'm unemployed I'm always broke so what's been gained Thank God for the government Stuck to the cough like rubber cement Fx Channel keep...Read Full Lyrics